PRODUCTIVITY IS OVERRATED

"Put your lack of productivity into perspective. Nobody else is getting anything done either, which explains the thriving market in time-management apps; it's like when you go into a club with a bit of paper stuck in the loos saying 'ANYONE CAUGHT DOING/ DEALING DRUGS WILL ASKED TO LEAVE', you know for a fact the place is crawling with dealers/ wasted punters and you're going to have a great night."

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