Things I Did That Were Not Working On The Story
- Went to the beach
- Ate BBQ
- Wrote a Forbes post about porn stars voting for Hillary Clinton and Marco Rubio
- Drove around in the car
- Did Pilates!
- Watched the sun set
- Thought about the story but didn't open the .doc
- Considered opportunistic synergies
- Bought a yak pop for the dog
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