10 REASONS why YOU SHOULD HIRE ME today

Copywriter | Digital Outreach | Social Media Savant

susannahbreslin@gmail.com

 

1. I help big companies grow global brands

 

2. I write killer copy

 

3. I make things go viral

 

4. I create laughter

 

5. I design cool products

I wrote a short story, hired a cover designer, a book designer, and a copy editor to create a slick e-book, and sold it on Gumroad using Pay What You Want pricing.

"This is one of the weirdest, smartest, most disturbing things you will read this year." -- Lydia Netzer, author of Shine Shine Shine
"Amazing and dark and sharp and hilarious." -- Clayton Cubitt, creator of Hysterical Literature
"Now, I want to go out and adopt a tumor." -- Marisa Kakoulas, creator and editor of Needles and Sins

 

6. I have a great eye

Chihuahua in tutu, Norfolk, VA | Photo credit: Susannah Breslin

Chihuahua in tutu, Norfolk, VA | Photo credit: Susannah Breslin

 

7. I get media attention

 

8. I've worked in TV and radio

 

9. I deliver the goods

"I took a peek yesterday and the calendar looks fabulous! Really funny, clever and fun! I think you really nailed the brand character."
-- Vice President, MSLGROUP, New York

 

10. The Old Spice Guy likes me