I had the opportunity to tour a large warehouse today in the San Fernando Valley that was filled to its tall ceiling with synthetic penises, fabricated vaginas, and a box containing a love doll in the likeness of a little person porn star with whom I once costarred in a skit in which I was dressed as Dorothy, as in Oz. In any case, it was an interesting time. Keep an eye out for more on this story in an upcoming report.
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According to XBIZ, AEBN will no longer be selling its RealTouch devices.
I visited the Pleasure Chest the other day. It hadn't changed much since the last time I was in one. I asked the woman behind the counter if I could take photos. She wanted to know why. She explained that if I was going to, say, take a photo of something on my iPhone and send it to someone to see if I should buy it, that was fine. But if I wanted to take photos of -- and, here, she kind of waved her arm at the rows of porn videos, and the shelves of dildos, and the displays of lube -- then the answer was no.
Adult toy-maker Doc Johnson has a new line of superhero-themed dildos, Super Hung Heroes.
The lineup includes The Caped Cock (Batman: "GoodHead City needs a hero and Bruce Wang is just the man for the job!"), The Amazing Web Shooter (Spider-Man: "Peter Pecker has a sexy secret…he’s the Amazing Web Shooter!"), The Incredible Hunk (The Incredible Hulk: "After a lab experiment gone sexy, Dr. Bruce Boner can transform into a big green monster cock known as The Incredible Hunk"), and Rock Hard Man (Iron Man: "Ladies’ man? Check. Genius? Check. The man that has it all? Check!").
They're selling on Adam & Eve for $59.95 to $109.95.