The Perfect Holiday Gift
If you're looking for something extraordinary to gift that especially extraordinary person in your life this holiday season, I'd like to recommend "The Tumor." This is an e-short story I wrote about a couple that is insane, a strange medical problem, and weird shit that happens in Florida. It's been described as a "masterpiece." The best part: You get to pay what you want.
"My original idea was that we take her out in the yard, and that I, an expert marksman, shoot her in the breast at the site to which she had pointed, thereby destroying the tumor. My wife remained silent but shook her head vigorously. Apparently she did not agree with this unorthodox approach that I felt would provide her with the most expedient remedy."
Order the perfect holiday gift today! Buy THE TUMOR, a "masterpiece of short fiction" by Susannah Breslin.