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Hello, (your site wouldn't send my message)
Would you read my novel for the price of $100? Even that's busting my balls, but I need hardcore feedback & I've been told its good, but I need it read ALL the way through. I'd appreciate you not fucking ignoring my email & consider this. I've not read TUMOR, but I blazed through your sight & you seem honest enough. Annoying, but honest. Appreciate a hasty response. Again, it's $100 to read my work & provide feedback.
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