I changed the blurb describing THE TUMOR.
Here's the first incarnation:
"THE TUMOR is a deranged, surreal exploration of our dark places, malignancies that won't stay gone, and the lengths to which a man will go when he goes to war with a determined enemy."
Here's the new incarnation:
"THE TUMOR is a slipstream short story starring an anthropomorphic tumor, a killer husband, and an invisible woman. Based on the author's true life experience with cancer (she's fine now!), this terrifying tale will grab you by the balls and make you scream."
Buy THE TUMOR: "This is one of the weirdest, smartest, most disturbing things you will read this year."