I'm for Hire
It's been part of a process to understand what my brand is these days.
According to my bio, I've been: The Reverse Cowgirl, The Hunter S. Thompson of porn, a "modern-age Studs Terkel," a TV personality, a celebrity ghost tweeter, a Lydia Davis wannabe, a women's restroom photographer, and a bukkake comics-maker.
Currently, I'm hawking THE TUMOR.
As ever, I'm for hire.
Buy THE TUMOR: "This is one of the weirdest, smartest, most disturbing things you will read this year."