YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG: MOTHER JONES

The Accused: Asawin Suebsaeng for Mother Jones

The Problem: This well-respected publication and its DC reporter are going to have to do better if they want to improve their online sex game.

The Story: "The Evan Rachel Wood Oral Sex Scene the MPAA Doesn't Want You to See."

The Money Shot: A paragraph from the "Charlie Countryman" script describing a cunnilingus sex scene starring Evan Rachel Wood and Shia LaBeouf that was shot but cut from the final version so the movie would receive an R rating instead of NC-17 rating, an incident Wood bitched about on Twitter by claiming the MPAA had "censor[ed] a woman's sexuality once again."

The Fail: The title of the article promised sex, but clickers found no sex, just words, which are not sex.

The Grade: D-

The Takeaway: When it comes to digital content, don't promise to fuck and not put out.